The Ultimate Reward
Hussie stated in some formspring that a 48-player squiddle session created the Trolls’ universe. That got me thinking…Most people interpreted that as a joke, but what if it wasn’t? The players of this session likely received the Ultimate Reward, and would canonically guard Beforus. When it scratched, they would need to take shelter.
So what became of the players of this session? My personal theory is that they became the Horrorterror (wiki page on the Horrorterrors list this too.) There are 48 Horrorterrors, 48 signs of the troll zodiac.
The Ultimate Reward turned what was probably a normal batch of players into unthinkable monsters.
Maybe we should be glad the Rift stopped Karkat from touching the reward.
Eridan will return theory
What do you think of the “Eridan will return” theory?
Basically, it says that it is likely for Eridan to return to Homestuck, considering that:
1- He’s killed angels/cherubs before, on his planet.
2- He has a magic wand, which is apparently Lord English’s weakness.
3- He has rings on all of his fingers, but one. Could be used for the Ring of Life.
You know how Jake created Brain-Ghost Dirk during the most recent update? And Dirk said something along the lines of, "Leave my boyfriend alone," to Aranea. Does that mean Jake still wants to be boyfriends with him, since BG Dirk said that? Idk. :1
It’s possible… I dunno. I personally feel like this ship is probably sunk but there can always be hope.
uh, i don't really know if this has been said before but terminallyCapricious = dies whilst being 'capricious'?
I myself am currently blanking on the meaning of the word “capricious” but still sounds good. Who knows what’s possible with Gamzee.
Do trolls invade other planets once they're old enough?
I always assumed that they do. Seems kinda awesome. Any thoughts followers?
I might be super late to the party here, buuuut. I think the reason Terezi killed Vriska instead of being able to find away around it was because Vriska "stole her fortune". Terezi then had bad luck and could see no other solutions, but to kill her even though she didn't want to. Because Terezi didn't want her to die, her bad luck did exactly what she didn't want, which resulted in Vriska's death. VRISKA KILLED HERSELF ON ACCIDENT, MaYBE???
Do the Trolls actually know Human History? Not Likely…
You know… Once you really think about it, it doesn’t seem like the trolls TRULY know any human history.
The main reason I think this is because of the fact they say that humans aren’t very violent and hardly kill.
But how can that be when most of human history is insanely full of blood and slaughter? Our history is full of violence, assignations, massive execution of races because of religious belief, slavery because of skin or race and/or religious belief, massacres, torture, war, war crimes, slaughter, murder, kidnaping, concurring, invasion, bombing, shootings, ect. That doesn’t just harm and/or kill those who want to be involved, but innocents, without any justifiable reason prior to it, just for power, money, hate, and/or without any kind of truly logically realistic reason to even do it in the first place.
Then there is the way they talk to the kids about things.
The Trolls repeatedly say and reference things that, because of historical occurrences in the human timeline, is so highly taboo had they been made human themselves Homestuck would be under extremely hot water. But since they’re an alien race, one that has no prior contact with earth, most fans usually can brush off these comments, even though we do have to wonder why the kids don’t point this out when being called ignorant by a troll.
i think i just unintentionally gave proof that karkat might be a hypocrite shit
My theory is that the combined troll-kid session’s end result is our universe. i have no canonical evidence except for the fact that johns universe is simply called the “kids universe.” chew on that.
I TRANSLATED THE ROSE UPDATE:
"i believe Jade has finally gone grimdark … ing against … to split us up … send us back to our own planets … i believe she is functioning … orders … Condence … Heir of … oh … she may still have a purpose … john managed to elude her have you heard from him?"
"Dave Im having trouble understanding you"
ALRIGHT. “to split us up … send us back to our own planets”
shes splitting them up for some reason.
"orders … condence … heir of … "
the condence wants John for some reason.
"john managed to elude her"
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME JOHN ELUDED AN ATTACK??
hes not missing.
HES IN THE AIR