okay guys
what if
what if
the one who kills the condesce in the end
is meenah
I've literally just gotten up to the bit where UU is talking about passive and active classes and such, I went looking into it and there is a bit of debate~ But I was just thinking, to me I would think that maid and page kind of go hand in hand? As they are kind of serving classes to royalty?
I think that’s true. I can’t quite remember what they said about those classes though; if they’ve even said anything. But it would make sense for them to be passive classes.
guys, look:
see that?
and remember this:
What if,
the limebloods were harvested for sopor slime, what if that’s one of their “special skills”?
Intriiiiiiiguing.
I think I’ll just kinda pop up here to give you guys a little bit of my speculation on what’s happening since I haven’t done that in a while.
Wow, this whole UU/uu thing is getting complicated…I have mostly no idea what’s happening anymore. Although it is said that they’re two separate individuals, there’s still language insinuating that they’re the same person.
There’s just a lot of weird shit going on in here. But what can we expect? This is Homestuck.
IIIIIIIII’m a member of the Midnight Crew…
Ok, I swear I didn’t mean for this to happen. I just noticed that “rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun” synced with Dirk’s rising on Derse and Jane’s death on Prospit, and then it sort of turned into a full scale analysis, although I’d by no means call it complete. It’s under the jump, so I don’t annoy anyone :3
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Lil’ Cal, our favorite creepy-as-fuck autonomous marionette puppet, has a very distinctive laugh. Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo, as is ingrained into the average Homestuck’s grand and glorious thinkpan among many things.
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also i think rose talking to john about failing to prototype the kernel was specific to their session. because if that didn’t happen, Jack wouldn’t get Bec’s powers and be unstoppable, which would keep The Tumor from forming (because iirc it’s designed by the game supposedly to wipe out any completely unwinnable sessions?), which would mean Rose and Dave don’t get to go create the Green Sun, etc etc etc
of course, shit could happen anyways because Jane didn’t prototype the kernel, but it also could not (see: lack of towers- maybe it’s not something that’s supposed to happen in spite of any potential consequences??). ALL WE CAN DO IS WAIT AND SEE????
OK, I know everyone is keying in on that 1.5 second clip of Dirk Holding HB’s head, which is badass in it’s own right, but this could be significant.
The prototyping spheres are missing from the ring. In the beta session the queen’s ring looked like this:
Three spheres are white and active because John, Rose, and Dave had entered the session; the fourth one is still gray because Jade hadn’t prototyped her sprite yet. On the ring that The Condesce is wearing they’re just… gone. Did she remove them because she knew that the prototyping wouldn’t affect her? Possibly to prevent a rouge Dersite agent from ‘pulling a Jack’. Or maybe they never existed in the first place. That’s concerning, because if each session is a predestined self-fulfilling event, that means all of the alpha kids either fail to prototype pre-entry, or fail to enter the session altogether…
Also The Condesce is the new black queen and Betty Crocker. No one saw that coming hundreds of panels ago or anything.
look at prospit and derse:
they’re missing the prototyping towers.
the alpha session isn’t supposed to have anything prototyped.without having anything prototyped, the battlefield will stay how it is, like this:
this is the reason why jade took the prototyped battlefield with her - to replace the alpha one because it’s not going to be prototyped at all, which would make the game unwinnable.
YES
THIS ISN’T A THEORY ANYMORE, IT’S CANON
SUCK IT, EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT I WAS WRONG.
:OOOOOOOOOOOO
i think this also explains what happens to earth after jane’s entry?? because the battlefield stays like that, there’s not going to be a reckoning, which means earth isn’t decimated by meteors which means the condesce can come in and fuck everyone’s shit up freely.
